_     _                  __  __ _           _          _
 | |   (_)_ __  _   ___  _|  \/  (_)_ __   __| | ___  __| |
 | |   | | '_ \| | | \ \/ / |\/| | | '_ \ / _` |/ _ \/ _` |
 | |___| | | | | |_| |>  <| |  | | | | | | (_| |  __/ (_| |
 |_____|_|_| |_|\__,_/_/\_\_|  |_|_|_| |_|\__,_|\___|\__,_|

Fortune:

The rules:
	 (1) Thou shalt not worship other computer systems.
	 (2) Thou shalt not impersonate Liberace or eat watermelon while
	     sitting at the console keyboard.
	 (3) Thou shalt not slap users on the face, nor staple their silly
	     little card decks together.
	 (4) Thou shalt not get physically involved with the computer system,
	     especially if you're already married.
	 (5) Thou shalt not use magnetic tapes as frisbees, nor use a disk
	     pack as a stool to reach another disk pack.
	 (6) Thou shalt not stare at the blinking lights for more than one
	     eight hour shift.
	 (7) Thou shalt not tell users that you accidentally destroyed their
	     files/backup just to see the look on their little faces.
	 (8) Thou shalt not enjoy cancelling a job.
	 (9) Thou shalt not display firearms in the computer room.
	(10) Thou shalt not push buttons "just to see what happens".