_     _                  __  __ _           _          _
 | |   (_)_ __  _   ___  _|  \/  (_)_ __   __| | ___  __| |
 | |   | | '_ \| | | \ \/ / |\/| | | '_ \ / _` |/ _ \/ _` |
 | |___| | | | | |_| |>  <| |  | | | | | | (_| |  __/ (_| |
 |_____|_|_| |_|\__,_/_/\_\_|  |_|_|_| |_|\__,_|\___|\__,_|

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         (@)               /|\      ))_((     /|\                 _
         |-|`\            / | \    (/\|/\)   / | \               (@)
         | | ------------/--|-voV---\`|'/--Vov-|--\--------------|-|        
         |-|                  '^`   (o o)  '^`                   | |
         | |                        `\Y/'                        |-|      
         | |                                                     | |
         |-|   `Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.'   | |
         | |    -- Arthur Dent                                   | |
         | |       The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy          |-|
         |-|                                                     | |
         | |                                                     | |
         |_|_____________________________________________________| |
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                   l /   V           \ \       V   \ l           (@)
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    /   \           .-.                                 .-.           /   \
   /     \         /   \       .-.     _     .-.       /   \         /     \
--/-------\-------/-----\-----/---\---/-\---/---\-----/-----\-------/-------\--
           \     /       \   /     `-'   `-'     \   /       \     /
            \   /         `-'                     `-'         \   /
             `-'                                               `-'

Fortune:

critic, n.:
	A person who boasts himself hard to please because nobody tries
	to please him.
		-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"